This is where we start...

jethrocane:

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

renious:

WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

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Bonus: WHEN YOU WATCH A SAD MOVIE BUT YOU FORGET YOURE WEARING EYELINER

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WHEN U GET IN THE SHOWER BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

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nonbinarymermaid:

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

(via nerdblogging)

versaceslut:

me too girl me too

DAMNNNN

(via sodamnrelatable)

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

(via laughingstation)

riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

(Source: cismouse, via nerdblogging)

goooomy:

riebeckite:

veronicaslides:

gray-firearms:

Train don’t give a fuck

CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK

~Dashing though the snow~

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

deutsche bahn should take some fucking notes

(Source: woodywombpecker, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

tupacabra:

prettygirlfrommichigan:

tupacabra:

name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense

wat are u talking about they all make scents

shut the fuck up

(via thefuuuucomics)

sophie-the-demigod:

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

I HOPE YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE

(via thefuuuucomics)

dslubes:

macintush:

"BLESS THIS POST"

shut up

"WHY DOESNT THIS HAVE MORE NOTES"

shut up

"ITS BACK"

shut up

"reblogging again"

shut up

"this"

shut up

"finally someone said it"

shut up

(via nerdblogging)

ittybittymanatee:

elliotexplicit:

Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.

oh my god, you tried

ittybittymanatee:

elliotexplicit:

Deleted scene from the critically acclaimed film, Gravity.

oh my god, you tried

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via sodamnrelatable)