This is where we start...

thatninjae:

ethiopienne:

unforgivable.

Appropriate reactions

(via laughingisbetter)

joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

(via 10knotes)

zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

(via ifyoulaugh)

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

(Source: atheismblog, via nerdblogging)

daysofstorm:

mrsmarymorstan:

The Queen was VERY excited that her horse won The Royal Ascot’s Gold Cup. 

I was going to day I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Queen so Happy! And then the last one happened and… I mean I’m kinda scared of her now…

my precioussssssssssssss

(via 10knotes)

phantom: hey

phantom: i just met you

phantom: and this is crazy

phantom: but i've been stalking you for years because since the moment i first heard you sing i have needed you with me to serve me to sing for my music so i gave you an excellent vocal training through the walls under the guise of the angel of music and/or your dead father and now that you've become a success overnight i'm really hoping you'll come and live underground with me and we can just fuck and sing all the time because you alone can make my song take flight

phantom: so call me maybe

guy:

when ur parents introduce u to their friends

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(Source: guy, via death-by-lulz)

nashawbear:

radicalmuscle:

build-mass-with-sass:

I need this on my front door.

I need this on a shirt.

LOOOOL

nashawbear:

radicalmuscle:

build-mass-with-sass:

I need this on my front door.

I need this on a shirt.

LOOOOL

(Source: clintisiceman)