This is where we start...

goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

(via ifyoulaugh)

britneyjeanofficial:

teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears

britneyjeanofficial:

teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears

(Source: notpornstars, via death-by-lulz)

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

dutchster:

"he’s making that face again isn’t he"

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via ruinedchildhood)

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

(via orgasmic-humor)

dopeybeauty:

blurrypicturesofmikewazowski:

holy fuck 

a kingdom of eye-solation

(via ruinedchildhood)

“I feel like that horse fish from Finding Ne- wait”
— Me (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

thebabbagepatch:

holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

(Source: sizvideos, via fuckyeahloldemort)

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

(via death-by-lulz)